dimanche, juin 11, 2006

owe your willdon

(another picture of Susie)


can you believe that some people wanna boycott SHOCK MAGAZINE, a magazine that does something which OTHER magz don't do: REFLECT ON REALITY. I mean, shit man, they never really get that fact instead people recive shitty celebirty Gosspip. Yes, In France WE actually get this bullshit which no one cares about. Here's a little expert from a French verison of an America magazine:

"Tout le monde semble etre heureux de la Pointe et le nouveau de bebe de Angolina dans Amerique. Beaucoup ont rassemble environ pour voir que le'evenement charament arrive et la visage brillante de le'enfant"


Honestly, now. There's some fucking people fucking trying to fucking survive through Hurricane Katrina, there's violence and horrible happenings, depression throughout and people bitch instead about celebirty eye candy.
Well, I expressed most of my anger through that, and why don't I tell ya what's going on currently. Well, another rejection from morbid outlook...I'm starting to get some more help from my friend Susie (I posted a picture of her here) she's been very helpful with me editing Billy and Vladimir Peruse, of course, you people don't know what the hell I'm talking about so...yeah.

samedi, juin 03, 2006

TOM GREEN!!!!




Well, let's see here. Anyone see the resemblence? No, oh ok. Well, it is raining outside! YEAH! Asston Kkkutcher is sooo funny. But Tom Green is the king of shock comedy. Him and Andy Milonakis. I got peas on my head, but don't call me a pea-head! I dispise rap, it is so terrible, it sounds like I'm fucking bashing my head on the walls. But when Tom Green or Andy Milonakis does it; it's so hip. heheheheheeheehheehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe. Well, on IMbd people really fucking hate me, just because I hate Robert Benfer (a.k.a 'Knox' at Knoxskorner) but really now, don't we all hate him? I mean he makes movies when he says he's a dumbass and he writes scripts even though he says he can't read or write! For God's sake, he's an asshole!

vendredi, juin 02, 2006

RANDOM IMAGES!!!




Uh....

Well, here's a simply disturbing picture:

Dear God....why me?

Really messed up crap


The following short movie is made by the Richard Leigh of klay animation, head2head inc, it's really stupid but pretty funny. Funnier than Knox's Korner, I'll tells ya that.

ITCHY GETS KILLED!!!


Do you like the image? I am guessing you don't because it shows how much of a Goth rebel I am, bitches! Well, anyway, not much has been happening! Yeah! Hurray for nothing happening! Okay; I lied, I have been getting more rejections, which is sad because my work is pretty good...ok, maybe not that good. SHUT UP! Stop making fun of me! Yes, I know, the prince of dark comics seizes to publish anything. Lauren McCalueen, the mistress of Morbid Outlook magazine, reccomends I SELF-PUBLISH my work. Now, How could I eva do that? I am not really sure because I would have to do all the fucking work for myself, and it wouldn't really be pretty popular. Anyway, in France, the beautiful country, it is an odd colour of the sky. My conversation with Miss "Creepy" Susie was thrilling; we talked of how much we thought the night was more amusing then the day and how much our lives were heartbroken. Well, anyway, I feel very love-lost because many horrible things have been happening in my pathetic life. People call out "Gothic" and "Libertarren" or "French" like they're bad words, and other people call me "artist" and "French" like they're good words. Well, someday I will publish something. Someday.

Love is a joke with no punch line


If I drew on the computer all my life, I'd look a bit like this:

Well, here's the image that I digitally drew. I know, it is sooo offensive to people to draw on the computer. But can you imagine people that actually DRAW on the computer with "Special programmes" I couldn't really imagine myself drawing digitally on the computer though I do know people that draw images on the computer, a guy named Nik Scott from the land of OZ...also known as Austrailia in some places in Asia, but screw them, right because how the hell can you chose Austrailia from Oz? SERIOUS NOW!! Ok, well maybe not seriously because I am not serious about the subject that I am speaking. Like I said, I could never imagine myself drawing on the computer, I live for artowrk, I'd kill myself if I had to, drown myself. Drowning is my third favourite way to die, but they're all good. Anyway, I have been losing sleep, but I had a pretty good dinner.

jeudi, juin 01, 2006

Creepy Susie's a lovely gal



I told you I'd post a picture of her, and I did! and I DID! She's very nice and helps me a lot with my work. She is on the speacial thanks list to ALL of my comics. She's so cool

Bloop. x_x



So, I've been getting so many fuckin' rejections lately...well, how's your day been? Oh? Shut up? NO! Anyhow, I have tried to contact Jhonen Vasquez, cuz I really needs a mentor here, peoples! Holy shit, I'm talking in filthly American stink-bag scum slang! Dear God!
fellow Goth and animal torturer Miss Creepy Susie, a very good friend of mine, was helping me edit the script for my film, "Vladimir Peruse" before I send it to Michael Schulman. We edited it and then talked of butterflys and movies with Christina Ricci in them (we have many things in common, just to let you know) I may post the picture of my cartoon character "Billy the unstable animal boy" here, also, I will probably post a picture of Creepy Susie so ya'all can see what she looks like. As well, I am good friends with Aussie cartoonist Nik Scott, who draws his work digitally, on the computer...I tried it out my self!






Unfortuanitley, do to law-suits, I cannot post it here. Bastards.. I'll try it again later! Meanwhile, look at picture above. Thank you and good night