FICTION

The Theif of justice



He took the gerbils, I swear he did, he took them gerbils. The troll monster, took 'em, I kno I saw that sonofbiscuit did it, damned theif! The troll took them whILE I, the great empire, slept. The troll came in the home and grabbed the pour gerbils. And I, a young child, watched him devour the incindent creatures. The blood sapped from his teeth and the troll hopped out of the window, I shuddered and put the sheets over my head.

THE NEXT DAY I BOUGHT A GOLDFISH AND THE GOLDFISH FAIRY ATE DEM