mardi, octobre 31, 2006

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Yes, yes, Halloween. It is Halloween, everybody SCREAM!!!! EVERYBODY SCREAM!! In our town of Halloween. Oh, and if you people post any 'happy holidays' comments, I'll delete them.

mardi, octobre 24, 2006

Heartbreaking rejections to Casanova

Heartbreaking rejections from various publishers to Casanova Shamdil

“We could never publish your work.”
-DC COMICS

“Pure trash, how dare you consider yourself an ‘artist’.”
-Sun Sentential/Miami Herald

“Thanks for the submission, but due to editor’s rule we do not accept unsolicited material. Foolish human.”
-Weekly World news

“There wasn’t a strong storyline. If all the audience was seeing was one bit at a time, the overall theme wasn’t apparent. There wasn’t any character development with you having to write out who Billy was. It was too disjointed and immature. There was no niche for it. It wasn’t cute, funny, scary, or disturbing. It sort of just sat there and wasn’t very memorable.”
-Mistress McCuthan, Morbid Outlook

“Why look at millions of work from diverse artists when we can just slack off and make money from selling some other ass wipe’s work!”
-Last Gasp

“Not in the MAD vein and it just didn’t tickle our funny bones.”
-MAD

“Meltdown has not been in publication for nearly four years now.”
-Meltdown

“Huh?”
-The Sun

dimanche, octobre 08, 2006

Chelsea Who

I wish to ask her full name
Her soul I can feel, I feel to die in vain
If I don't know her name
Chelsea Who
Is beautiful like the cold magical night sky
Who is the light for the dimmed bulb
Who shall always be with me though not phyiscally there
Her hair dyed in gothic silk, beautiful and fair
Whose eyes shine stay with you forever
Who I wish to meet her...so far never